Premier Award - Best Crew Member 2008

Yes it's the Herbie Awards most coveted award. Best Crew Member.

This year it carries the citation "For forbearance"

It goes to someone who is always patient, and who never pushes herself forward but is always there to help. She cooks, she rubs down paint and she is a dab hand with the paint brush. She works the locks and this year she even took to the tiller. She also looks after the lad that understands all the mechanical gubbins (Rick) and keeps him on the straight and narrow. Most of all she puts up with the antics of the rest of us, hence the citation.

Ladies and gentlemen, this year's winner is . . . . .

Marilyn Bunnage

(loud applause and shouts of "a well deserved and popular win")

Pic of the Year

Which of this year's pictures is the one I most treasure? Not many have been technically very good, so I'm trying to judge on sentimental value.

Is it Saltysplash enduring the ignomony of being towed backwards by Herbie? I think they call it shadenfreude on my part.

Is it me and Rick risking life and limb to paint the rear of the counter?

Is it the snowstorm we encountered on our way down to Bull's Bridge in April?

Or the meeting between Herbie and Herbie

Actually the most treasured picture isn't a photo at all, but the watercolour painting of Herbie done by Rick's sister Julie. It hangs on the wall in the house so I can enjoy Herbie even when we're at home.

You win

Just a few days of the year left for me to complete the 2008 Herbie Awards and I have decided that as it is Christmas, now is a good time to award the "Best thing in none of the above categories" special awards (part 1).

After giving it some thought I realised that one of the nicest things about doing this blog is knowing that there is someone out there that actually reads my ramblings. In particlular I'm always really happy when someone takes the time to add a comment. So this Herbie Award goes to YOU dear reader for your interest and support.

In particular I'd like to add a Star to the award for people who have sent in comments. So congratulations and many thanks to:

Adam on Debdale
Andrew on Granny Buttons *
Bill Rodgers
Mortimer Bones on Bones
Brian and Diana on Harnser
Guildfordeye.com
Grey Wolf
Halfie on Shadow
Heth on Takeytezey
Martin
Rick (Best Crew member 2007)
Saltysplash on Lady Elgar
Simon on Tortoise

and a special Gold Star to the wonderful Vally P who has sent in comments on no less than 23 occasions.

Thanks to you all for keeping me going and have a great Christmas

*(if my blog was as successful as Andrew's, there'd be too many people to list)

Final fling -the Thames from the air

After the Will cruise, we took the fast Clipper back to Millennium Pier at Waterloo, right next to the London Eye big wheel. We hadn't planned it but the wheel was there and the queues were short so we decided to go for it. At least Jacob and I did. Kath decide it wasn't for her.

After a minute on the wheel Jacob wasn't so sure either. The first quarter revolution is a bit unnerving, but he gradually got used to it. I was busy trying to take photographs. Getting a clear image is not easy on a moving wheel in the dark, with shiny curved windows giving off reflections, but I managed a few reasonable shots.

Looking downstream

and upstream and across

over Waterloo station

coming in to land at the end of the "flight"
Quite a day all in all.

The Thames at Warp factor 8

Before we took our boat ride on Will on Saturday, we had a few hours to kill, so we took another boat ride! When we've been down at Limehouse basin in the past and looking out over the Thames we've watched the high speed Clipper catamarans whizz past and I've always fancied a ride in one. These are pretty big boats, I didn't count the seats, but over a hundred I would think and they zip up and down all day between the London Eye at Waterloo and the O2 arena at Greenwich, stopping at several piers in between. A lot of commuters use them to get to Canary Wharf.

We bought a family roamer ticket which allowed us to hop on and off them all day and the first thing we did was to go all the way to the O2 arena (formerly the millennium dome). Even before we got on board I was gobsmacked by how manoeuverable they were. They approached the pier against a fast running tide and pulled in backwards and sideways to the exact spot. I reckon it must take a lot of practice.

It took about 40 minutes to get to the O2 including several stops. Kath liked it, but as we approached Limehouse reach she said, "I thought it would be faster than this". Well, at that point we must have moved into a new speed limit area because suddenly they opened up the power. Its almost impossible to believe a boat that big can accelerate that fast. The brochures say these boats do 28 knots (about 30mph) but I can tell you it feels like about twice that. Herbie does about 4 or 5 mph at 2000 revs. Not only that, the boats can stop as if they had disc brakes. You might gather that I was impressed! If I were you I'd have a ride if you go to London. Stand on the back and you'll feel the force!

We never went to the dome when it was the dome because I thought it was a naff idea for the millennium, but I was interested to pop in now to see the structure. We didn't stay long, just enough to grab a pizza. It sure is big though. This is just the entrance hall.

and this is the view down the Thames from the O2 pier.

Later that day we had yet another treat which I'll tell you about next time.

Under Tower Bridge in a Thames Barge

No dear reader I have not abandoned you. It's just that I've been to busy to blog over the last week, what with Christmas coming up and all that. In fact I've got plenty to tell you and some good photos so stay tuned.

Yesterday was supposed to be Jacob's Christmas treat in that we took him to London for a ride on a sailing barge under Tower bridge. Well, he did enjoy it, but to be fair I think I enjoyed it most. I was like a kid in a toy shop.

I won't start at the beginning, I'll save that for later, but at the appointed time we boarded the barge "Will" and set off towards the bridge. I must say it felt a bit like brinkmanship because the bridge only just opened in time. For a minute, I thought we were going to snap the mast off.

Earlier , I took pictures of Will coming back from it's previous trip.

Will is a fine looking boat built in 1925 and she used to carry between London and Portland with all sorts of cargoes. Nowadays she is reduced to carrying corporate parties and the like, and they have converted her hold into an oak panelled dining room.

She does still go under sail occasionally, yesterday we were powered by the big old Gardner diesel which the skipper kindly showed me after I chatted him up. I have to say that I wouldn't want to take Herbie on that stretch in similar conditions. Even will was pitching quite a bit from the wash of the big high speed passenger boats that zoom up and down the river.

We went as far as Greenwich, by which time it was getting dark and the return trip was much better as we had the benefit of all the lights, the best sights being Canary Wharf and the return under Tower Bridge. Most of my photos are a bit blurred because of long exposure times and moving boats, but I still think they are evocative, don't you? The prow of the boat was so high that Jacob wasn't tall enough to see forward properly until one of the crew took pity and let him , and us, stand up by the wheelhouse. Sometimes having a child along has benefits.

It was a great trip, but that was only one part of a great day out on the river. I'll tell you the rest over the next couple of days. Stay tuned.

No way on the Wey, and worrying prospects for a trip next weekend.

I should have taken my camera yesterday when we went shopping in Guildford. We were amazed to see how high the river Wey was. I know we've had a wet week but I didn't imagine there would be so much water. There was only about two feet clearance under the town bridge and the meadows where we moored last summer were all flooded. The line of the river could only be deduced from the row of willow trees where the bank should be. Any boater out in that current would be terrified. Well I would be anyway.

At times like this I get really glad that we moor on a canal and not a river.

I looked up the visitthames website and it seems the Thames is all on red boards at the moment.
Which is all a bit concerning as we are due to do a boat trip on the Thames next Saturday. Not on Herbie but on the Thames barge Will on which we have booked a 90 minute cruise, a Christmas treat for Jacob. This will take us under Tower Bridge, which will have to open for us, and down to Greenwich or thereabouts "depending on tide". Will is a big boat and the tidal Thames is different from the rest of the river, so I hope we'll still be able to go.

Fishing boats and brilliant pubs

A brief interlude from inland waterways, but still do do with boats .

Is this what they did before we had post codes? I suppose you can work out where this is from the clue, but I'll tell you anyway. Its in Old Portsmouth where I was this morning. Everyone knows about the Naval dockyard in Pompey, but not so many know that there is also a small fishing fleet operating out of Camber dock, where the Isle of Wight ferries come in.

When I was a student living in digs in Portsmouth in the late sixties, our landlord used to get fresh plaice from here and keep them alive in the bath, only killing them a couple of minutes before he cooked them. They were fantastic.

Pompey used to be full of wonderful old pubs, but they are slowly disappearing so I've embarked on a plan to photograph the best of them. Just to whet your appetite here are a couple.

Should you want to see more, the collection as far as I have got can be seen on my Pompey Pubs Picasa album and click on the slideshow button to see them full size.

Third Eye gadget you already own.

One great tool I forgot to mention in my recent piece about boat maintenance gadgets. A digital camera. An absolute boon when you can't see what you are doing because you can't get your head or body into a space. Just set the camera on macro, point it at what you want to see, and you can get a picture instantly. Much better than those little mirrors on a stick.

For example the awkward connection to the oil pressure overflow return. I spent ages trying to feel what was there when I was trying to refit it because I couldn't see it properly, then I used the camera and it all became clear.

The other thing where a camera helps is making a record of something before you pull it to bits, eg. the alternator wiring before you fit a new one.

However it did let me down the other day when I was trying to take a picture of the main water tank stop cock.

See that square opening bottom right. That's where I put my hand through to turn off the tap. I stuck the camera in there and had several unsuccessful attempts to get a picture of it.

What would be really good I suppose would be a little webcam attached to a laptop, then you could see what you were doing in real time. Hmm, must add one to my christmas list.

He's a PC at Camden, but nobody at Three Mills

Have you seen the microsoft TV advert with all the people saying "I'm a PC and this is my suit/office"? Well I spotted today that one of them is standing on the footbridge at the top of the locks at Camden. He's standing on the black and white bridge with the curved grey building ( The Ice Wharf bar) behind him.

As you can see its a popular place to hang around and gongoozle or eat or drink. In fact definately the most popular canal side spot in the whole of London. Sometimes you can hardly move, it's so busy.

Then you get a fascinating and attractive place like Three Mills on the Lee Navigation in the East End and its always almost deserted. The Lee Valley Park Regional Authority describes it thus:

Three Mills Island is the jewel in the crown, a cluster of listed buildings and green open spaces in a conservation area surrounded by the Bow back rivers. In the middle of the industrial East End, its main historical buildings comprise of a grade I listed House Mill, the largest tidal mill in Britain and the grade II listed Clock Mill and Millers House. It is also home to Three Mills Films Studios so you never know who you may bump into.

There are good free moorings there too. Always lots of room.

People like to go where people like to go I suppose.

Time and Tide

Visiting friends near Portsmouth last week I took a stroll around Gosport and came across this tide clock. (I'm not sure of the name of the aircraft carrier in the background, but we only have 2 in service they tell me so its either Ark Royal or Illustrious.)

And a nice little mosaic on the pathway nearby. If you look very carefully you'll see the little moon and sun together at the height of the spring tide, I suppose the E in the middle indicates the Earth.

Tide clocks are not that uncommon, but I don't think they can be accurate all the time. They generally work on a 12 hour 25 minute cycle based on a lunar day of twice that. However tides can vary with local geography, wind and estuarial flows. For the Southampton area you can get special solent tide clocks which recognise the double high tides unique to that area.

This Gosport one has a funny little pointer to indicate whether the tide was rising or falling, but whoever designed it failed to make it clear how you are supposed to tell (unless I'm just being dumb).

Best Boat Maintenance Gadget

Time for another Herbie Award and this time it is the search for the best gadget to help with maintaining your boat.

Could it be something as simple as an automatic battery filler bottle? Herbie is like a lot of other boats in that the batteries are tucked away beneath the side of the rear deck making it impossible to see into the filler holes to check the electrolyte level. With one of these bottles you just press the spout into the hole and it pours in water to the required level and then stops. But beware. Some of them don't work, which is why I bought mine here. These good peeople became aware of the potential fault and supply an O ring which fixes it.

Or maybe I should choose the fantastic Hand Scabbler that ripped all the paint of Herbie's roof in about an hour. A friend of mine recently had the same job done on his 30foot boat with a needle gun and it took a couple of days! I hired mine from Brandon Tool Hire for about £38 for a day. Money very well spent. So pleased was I that I even posted a video on YouTube of me using it (how nerdy is that?).

Or this amazing gubbins called the Brush Mate. Its a box in which you can hang a number of wet paint brushes (all different colours if you like) and the paint stays wet for weeks or months! So if you are on a paint job taking a few days, you can have all your brushes ready for use all the time. No having separate jam jars for separate colours. No cleaning them overnight to use them next day. It works by releasing a vapour from a pad at the bottom of the box. The vapour stops oil based paints from drying. Now I have to admit here that I haven't actually used one of these things, but I know for a fact that Phil Speight swears by them and that's good enough for me.

Long term I reckon the Brush Mate is the best and most useful of the lot, but I really ought not to award it the prize as I haven't actually used it. So the winner is . . . .

The Hand Scabbler - for removing paint back to bare metal, nothing else comes close.

Warm and dry

The secondary double glazing is reinstalled and already Herbie seems warmer and there is no condensation on the windows in the morning. It really is a cracking design. Nothing to do with me, it came with the boat. I showed a couple of pictures of it last year. Click here to see.

I had a good look at drain taps for the plumbing. There are four of them, all neatly labelled, at the bottom of the cupboard by the back door, which is virtually the lowest point as the boat is a bit higher at the front. Should the weather get very very cold I may well totally drain the pipes if we are leaving the boat.

Whilst I was on the floor there I took a look in the little hole that gives access to the bilges. Regular readers may recall I found quite a bit of water in there in the summer and cleaned it out. I'm delighted to say that it is completely bone dry in there now, so it looks like the previous water there was a one off from when we had a leaky water pump.

The other thing we did for the winter was to re-erect the pram hood over the rear deck. We don't like it aesthetically, and since March it has been in the shed at home, but in this cold weather it makes a super porch. I can even work on the engine in the warm and dry. It's very easy to put up and I managed to erect the hood on my own in the dark. OK, so I did get the two hoops back to front at first, but even then the whole job only took ten minutes.

So little do we use the pram hood these days (we have NEVER cruised with it up) that the only decent photos of it date from just before we bought Herbie.