Time was when we could make it rain by just setting of on a cruise but we seem to have lost the knack. I think we ought to invite our old friend Rainman out for a week or two.
Hey ho, not a lot we can do.
We did a short cruise earlier this week and arrived back absolutely knackered. Even the ducks were hiding under the lock beams for shade.
I tried to tell it that it was on the wrong side of the cill but to no avail. I don't think ducks can read.
Talking of reading, my new novel is selling like warmish cakes. More interesting for me is that a third of them have been the paperback version, so I'm pleased I went to the trouble of preparing that one. No reviews have appeared yet, but people need time to read it and think up suitable words of lavish praise so I'm trying to be patient.
I expect some people might be waiting until the film comes out, but that might be a rather long time, so get yours now and be the envy of your friends.