I've written before of my dislike of cheesy boat names especially when they try in vain to be funny, but I was reminded today of one we saw recently that broke down my resistance. There was a small rowing tender roped to the back of a cruiser on the Grand Union and the little boat's name was I Rowboat (Should you not see the joke, ask a sci fi fan.)
Which also reminds me of my favourite album title. Way back in the 70's at the height of Simon and Garfunkel's fame, a west country folkie called Trevor Crozier issued an album called Trouble over Bridgewater. Now don't you wish you'd thought of that!