Looking for that elusive Christmas present for someone you love?
Need something to inflict on someone you hate?
Want to cheer yourself up by reading of someone else's misfortune?
Can you really get something for nothing these days?
Yes folks all these problems and more can be solved this week without paying a penny, because it's time for another Herbie Neil freebie. I can't go on forever feeling guilty about the riches I have acquired from my book royalties (over £30 and counting in four years), so for one week only (Mon to Fri) you can follow this link get ebook copies* of my blockbuster novels "Jobs for the Boys" and "A Good Hiding", both starring the loveable Eric the Unfortunate (bearing a strange resemblance to the author as a young man). Try untangling the truth from the fiction (did he really spend time as a spy in prison?) as you follow Eric stumbling through his young adulthood in pursuit of justice and a girl friend and wallow in affectionate nostalgia for the 1970s.
Absolutely no charge now or ever if you download a copy this week. Your kindle, tablet, whatever will be delighted. It's even readable on a phone. What's more if you are not thrilled and delighted by your cost-free purchase you can get your money back - all £0.00 of it. Not sure if the books are any good? Follow the link anyway and read the reviews.
Will there be a third novel? Who knows? I don't. Anybody seen a muse?
* Proper paperback copies are available, but sadly are not free (but still cheap).
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